some new ones which I never heard before :)
- Chuck Norris wasn’t “born”…he REVEALED himself to us 70 years ago.
- When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris replied, “Say please!”
- Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it starts crying
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- Today, Chuck Norris is 70. That’s 438 in human years.
- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down!
Extra bonus: the real story of what happened to berlusconi ;)